Today, marked one of the greatest moments in our dinky party’s history. Anya FINALLY left. It was as if the heavens had opened and the great mystical squid deity granted by wish. She can go spread her religion and incredibly boring stories with someone else! I swear if she had made me listen to another one of her childhood stories about Gilly, I would have thrown a dagger right between her perfect little eyes. Also, what kind of nickname is Gilly? Don’t people know nicknames are meant to strike fear into people not make them laugh.
P.S. Dragon boy left and now Wyllo has a broken heart. HAHA. Pathetic.