People say that these type of adventures are life changing and have the ability to change ourselves for the better. To those people I say, "You are an A-R-S-E-H-A-T’. I’ll give you twoexamples that happened this past week and the outcomes.
Example 1: Anya and I had to do a night watch together. She asked whether or not I like her. Now, the old me would have not held anything back but the new me held my tongue.
Outcome: She is even more annoying than ever before. She actually tried to analyze me.
Example 2: I decided to wave hello to a bunch of creatures in a cave instead of running in and killing them.
Outcome: They tried to kill me.
Lesson: Nice guys don’t win.
Also, I am pretty sure that Wyllo has a crush on that dragon dude. Disgusting. Another weird half breed coming our way.